🏡 "Club Fed Luxury Cat Condo" – Modern Wooden Villa w/ Private Litter Chamber & "Gated Community" Security

For when your cat needs a temporary luxury retreat (not jail… promise). Whether you’re hosting chaotic humans, introducing a new pet, or just need a safe "time-out" zone, this villa transforms confinement into a 5-star stay. Think witness protection program… but with climbing gyms and better décor.

Why Discerning Cat Wardens Love This:
✅ Litter Box Incognito Mode: Hidden chamber traps odors + stops awkward "bathroom spectators"
✅ "Club Fed" Security: Enclose 1-2 cats comfortably during parties/pet introductions (no orange jumpsuits required)
✅ Dual Escape Routes: For cats who demand strategic exit options (you know, in case the canapés are subpar)
✅ 59" Vertical Kingdom: Fits Maine Coons + their entourage (up to 150cm → 59" tall)
✅ Home Decor Camo: Solid wood + metal slats > plastic prison vibes

Specs (For Warden Approval):

• Several Sizes to Choose From!
• Material: Solid wood + reinforced metal (riot-proof for paw-tests)
• Doors: 2 secure exits (because even inmates need fresh air)
• Exclusions: Litter box & bed not included (contraband sold separately)