🎤 FluentPet Expansion Pack: 4 Talking Buttons w/ Batteries Included

Unlock Your Pet’s Inner Linguist! (Requires Hextiles - Sold Separately)

For pet parents drowning in interpretive guesswork:
When every whimper could mean "I’m starving" or "I saw a ghost squirrel," and Google Translate fails you...
This isn’t just buttons—it’s a breakthrough in cross-species diplomacy. Developed with animal cognition scientists, these recordable buttons transform barks/meows into intentional communication. Record ANY word ("Walk," "Cuddles," "Cease This Embarrassing Song") in your voice—pre-installed batteries mean zero setup hell.

Why 300,000+ Pets Are Now Bilingual:
✅ Batteries INCLUDED (Finally!): No more scavenger hunts for AAA’s while your dog side-eyes your incompetence.
✅ Feather-Light 0.5lb Activation: Works for teacup Chihuahuas, elderly cats, even parrots (yes, really).
✅ Hextile Ecosystem Ready: Snap seamlessly into FluentPet’s language board (sold separately because Rome wasn’t built in a day).
✅ 1.9” Space-Saving Design: Fits on coffee tables, bookshelves, or that 3” gap your cat claims as "sovereign territory."
✅ Free Expert Training Guides: Video tutorials teach you to coach "More Salmon" faster than "Sit."

Deep Dive: How This Beats Generic Buttons

1. The SCIENCE Edge
FluentPet’s system mimics how humans acquire language:

• Spatial Consistency: Buttons stay fixed on Hextiles, helping pets associate locations with meanings (e.g., "Park" button always top-left).
• Phonetic Clarity: High-fidelity speakers ensure "treat" doesn’t sound like "threat."

2. Pain Points Annihilated

3. Real Pet Proof

• Cats: Teaching humans "Vacuum = Evil" with 87% success (unofficial trials).
• Dogs: Boston Terriers ordering "Pizza" via button combos (documented case studies).

Specs (For Skeptics & Scientists):

• Button Size: 1.9” diameter (fits between couch cushions)
• Activation Pressure: 0.5lbs (a dust bunny could trigger it)
• Battery Life: 6+ months (tested by Labradors with OCD)
• Compatibility: Requires FluentPet Hextiles (creates a cognitive language board)
• Included: 4 buttons, LR44 batteries, QR code for training portal

When Will Mittens Actually Use This?

• For Cats: File formal complaints → “Servant: This chicken pâté is 0.3°C too cold.”
• For Dogs: Demand walks during football games → “Outside! Now! Human, pause the game!”
• Multi-Pet Homes: Resolve debates → “Dog: Ball. Cat: No. Dog: BALL! Cat: I despise you.”

Pro Tip: Start with 1 button ("Treat") placed near their bowl. When mastered, add "Play" near toys. Build vocabulary like raising a tiny, furry Shakespeare.

“Batteries included. Patience not included.”