🧩 FluentPet HexTiles: Brainy Button Board for Cat Linguists – Extra-Large Non-Slip Mat Holds 6 Talking Buttons (Green)

When your cat’s vocabulary exceeds “feed me” and “disgusting,” but your floor looks like a button minefield…
Meet the puzzle-piece playground for feline philosophers. This expandable tile system organizes FluentPet buttons into color-coded clusters—so Mittens can demand “tuna debates” without tripping you mid-coffee.

Why Cat Linguists & Neat Freaks Adore This:
✅ 6-Button Capacity Per Tile: Group “treats,” “cuddles,” and “I despise your playlist” into themed zones.
✅ Color-Coded Learning: Green = food, blue = demands, red = insults (science-backed category hacking).
✅ Grip-That-Won’t-Quit: Non-slip base survives even the most passionate “SALMON NOW!” stomp.
✅ Expandable Like Catitude: Snap new tiles together as vocabulary grows from “nap” to “existential dread.”
✅ Space-Smart Design: 10” hexagons fit apartments smaller than your cat’s sense of entitlement.

Specs (For Cautious Humans):

• Size: 10” x 9.13” (fits under sofas/beds for stealth storage)
• Material: Food-grade foam (no toxic nasties)
• Buttons Held: 6 per tile (FluentPet buttons sold separately obviously)
• Includes: 3 tiles (light/medium beige + white)
• Safety: Supervise use—tiny parts + determined cats = potential chaos

Why This HexTile > Generic Mats

Real-Life Use Case:
Professor Whiskers’ Vocabulary Journey:

1. Week 1: 1 tile → “Treat” (green) + “Nap” (blue)

2. Week 3: Added “Bird TV” (red) + “Cease Petting” (black)

3. Month 2: Full 6-tile board → “Reconsider My Dinner Choices” + “I Veto Your Guests”

Pro Tip: Start with 3 buttons near their favorite loafing spot. Pair colors with meanings (e.g., green = food). Film progress for TikTok fame (#CatOrator).

Not indestructible. May tempt cats to declare button-based war. Small parts = choking hazards. Remove if shredded. Basically: don’t leave your tiny dictator unsupervised with their propaganda board.

“Transform scattered demands into a sophisticated command center. Finally, your cat can complain about your life choices… systematically.” 😼🗣️